So I visited an old friend who was going to Idaho State University in Pocatello, ID. I had never been to Idaho and so I was excited to see what the strip clubs and escorts were like.
I aksed my buddy and we looked in the phone book. NOTHING! I was worried so we looked on the internet and found an escort place called Idaho Dancers. I called a bunch of times and an automated message came on saying they were booked. I called 2 days in a row and they were booked the whole time so I think it was kind of a bullshit place.
We later found a random Bikini Bar which is the closest thing you'll find to a strip club in Eastern Idaho. We literally spent one hour looking on the web and in the phone book.
So we went to this bikini bar which I thought would be really lame. I can't even remember the name of it. But its basically on Main St. if you're ever in Pocatello, ID. It's not hard to find if you're just driving.
We walk in and the door guy was pretty nice. He was kind of a pussy lookin guy. Normally big dudes work there but he had to have been some punk college student.
We stayed about an 2 hours.
Cost: $5 (that pussy at the door I was telling you about said he let us in for free because it was Sunday)
Drinks: $2.50 (I had about 6 beers while I was there to keep myself occupied)
My buddy and I sat right at the single stage and watched the girls. There were about 5 girls working at the time. I would give the hottest one a 7 and the ugliest one a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10.
My buddy and I got really pissed becuase when the girls weren't on stage they would come talk to the guys sitting around and none of them came and talked to us. Finally, this one chick asked, "Are you gonna trust me to give you a lap dance tonight?"
Up until that point I had thought that there were no lap dances at this place because those cheap ass Idaho guys hadn't bought any.
I agreed and she told me to walk away from the stage to a different table because the girls aren't allowed to talk to the guys sitting at the stage because they would take them away from giving tips to the next girl.
I sat at a table farther away and this chick told me not to tell anyone she told me to go over there. I kind of felt like the whole thing was stupid because the whole time I wanted a lap dance but they couldn't offer it to us because we were sitting at the stage. So that's why no girls were talking to us. Once we sat away a lot of girls came over and talked to us.
So I got a 5 lap dances from this girl that I really liked because she gave me a hicky and was biting my nipples and sticking her hand up my shirt and rubbed me.
I liked her so much that I told her I wanted to come back the next day but she said it was her last day because she had just graduated and was becoming a teacher.
I felt like she was just saying that because she thought I was a creep but she talked to me awhile and I guess she really was.
But this was a really crappy bikini bar. NO NUDITY!!! WTF?? But if you're ever in Pocatello, ID I guess it's better than nothing.
Friday 7 December 2007
Monday 3 December 2007
Prostitutes on Van Buren
In Phoenix I heard that Van Buren road is notorious for prostitutes.
One Thursday night I was on my way to a newly opened Le Girls Cabaret on Van Buren and the I-17. It's located in a really crappy neighborhood so be careful when you go down there.
I saw 2 girls who were dressed like sluts walking down the road. I looked around and it didn't look like anyone was watching so I pulled up next to them but didn't roll down my window. I didn't want to ask if they were prostitutes because if they weren't they might be insulted. But as I sat there in my car looking at them one of them lifts her dress up and shows me her pussy. I instantly knew who they were now.
I pulled up closer and rolled down my window. One of them approached my car first. She was white trash. There was no way I would touch her with a 10 foot pole. The other one who showed me her pussy came up too. She had a fairly nice body for a street hooker but she was black. I asked them if they were cops and so the black chick showed me her tits and said she wasn't. I asked then what the cost was and she said $100 dollars. So I overlooked the whitetrash lady and agreed with the black chick.
I asked her if I needed to get a hotel but she had already rented one for the night. We went around the corner to a comfort in.
As we pulled up she directed me to park in between 2 cars which made me nervous. There was also a huge van parked behind me with a dude waiting inside. The car to the left of me also had a mexican guy waiting. This made me nervous but I didn't back out.
We went to her hotel room and luckily there were no cops in her hotel room.
I paid her the money and she pulled out a condom. She then told me to get naked and get in bed so I did. She thought it was cool that I wasn't wearing any underwear too.
So I get on the bed and she puts the condom on me without me noticing. She was sucking me dick pretty hard for about 5 minutes when I moved so she would get the hint that I was ready to fuck her. She noticed and got up and said, "So how do you want to do me? Doggy style?" This excited me so I got behind her and was doing her doggy style for about 5 minutes when she rolled over onto her back and pulled her legs behind her head.
I screwed her for about another minute when I ejaculated in her. I was worried that the cum would have leaked out into her vagina but...I'll never see her again.
I left and gave her a ride back to her corner. A guy followed me after I dropped her off but it was just some punk guy. I was relieved to get out of there without any police trouble. As I left I saw a HOT ASS LATIN chick walk by who was definitely a prostitute. Next time I'm down there I'll definitely do her. BE CAREFUL!!! I drove by one more time to get on the freeway as 2 cop cars drove by.
Like I said earlier Van Buren is well known for where hookers hang out. Watch out for cops! Prostitution is definitely illegal. I remember a kid from high school who was actually busted and got into big trouble.
One Thursday night I was on my way to a newly opened Le Girls Cabaret on Van Buren and the I-17. It's located in a really crappy neighborhood so be careful when you go down there.
I saw 2 girls who were dressed like sluts walking down the road. I looked around and it didn't look like anyone was watching so I pulled up next to them but didn't roll down my window. I didn't want to ask if they were prostitutes because if they weren't they might be insulted. But as I sat there in my car looking at them one of them lifts her dress up and shows me her pussy. I instantly knew who they were now.
I pulled up closer and rolled down my window. One of them approached my car first. She was white trash. There was no way I would touch her with a 10 foot pole. The other one who showed me her pussy came up too. She had a fairly nice body for a street hooker but she was black. I asked them if they were cops and so the black chick showed me her tits and said she wasn't. I asked then what the cost was and she said $100 dollars. So I overlooked the whitetrash lady and agreed with the black chick.
I asked her if I needed to get a hotel but she had already rented one for the night. We went around the corner to a comfort in.
As we pulled up she directed me to park in between 2 cars which made me nervous. There was also a huge van parked behind me with a dude waiting inside. The car to the left of me also had a mexican guy waiting. This made me nervous but I didn't back out.
We went to her hotel room and luckily there were no cops in her hotel room.
I paid her the money and she pulled out a condom. She then told me to get naked and get in bed so I did. She thought it was cool that I wasn't wearing any underwear too.
So I get on the bed and she puts the condom on me without me noticing. She was sucking me dick pretty hard for about 5 minutes when I moved so she would get the hint that I was ready to fuck her. She noticed and got up and said, "So how do you want to do me? Doggy style?" This excited me so I got behind her and was doing her doggy style for about 5 minutes when she rolled over onto her back and pulled her legs behind her head.
I screwed her for about another minute when I ejaculated in her. I was worried that the cum would have leaked out into her vagina but...I'll never see her again.
I left and gave her a ride back to her corner. A guy followed me after I dropped her off but it was just some punk guy. I was relieved to get out of there without any police trouble. As I left I saw a HOT ASS LATIN chick walk by who was definitely a prostitute. Next time I'm down there I'll definitely do her. BE CAREFUL!!! I drove by one more time to get on the freeway as 2 cop cars drove by.
Like I said earlier Van Buren is well known for where hookers hang out. Watch out for cops! Prostitution is definitely illegal. I remember a kid from high school who was actually busted and got into big trouble.
Sunday 2 December 2007
The Can Can Room-Las Vegas
First off, I would not recommend this place to anyone. I ditched me girlfriend late at night and drove around looking for a strip club. I saw a place behind the strip. I walked in and saw an amazingly good looking girl in her underwear. Then I was approached by a fat ugly 50 year old woman who showed me the menu. I looked around and there was about 10 girls sitting around smoking waiting for a moron to come it. There were 3 options.
Option 1: $300 dollars for a half hour with 2 girls
Option 2: $500 dollars for 1 hour with 2 girls
Option 3: $1000 dollars for 2 hours but with as many girls as you wanted.
I didn't want any of that but she put on the high-pressure sales pitch. I couldn't get out of it so I paid $300 with a $60 dollar credit card fee!!! She then had me sign a bunch of crap saying that I had to pay and there was no refunds. I was then escorted by that one hot chick to the stage where she said I could wait and choose a girl that would come out. Only 2 girls came out so they were basically assigned to me. They came and talked to me about nothing. They wanted to go to a room and sine nobody else was coming I agreed.
Let me describe these girls. They were both about 5'2" one was black the other white. The white chick was a 7 while the black girl was a 5. I was so pissed.
They offered me a beer and I said no. They asked for $700 dollars since there was 2 of them and then they charged another $60 dollar credit card fee. I figured these girls would just fuck me in the best way imaginable. They didn't get naked. They didn't let me get naked either. One just talked to me while the other humped me with me clothes on for like 20 minutes. It took forever but I went off and then I left.
THE BIGGEST RIP OFF EVER!!!
DON'T GO TO THE CAN CAN ROOM!
When you're in Las Vegas look for other escorts because I hate that place so much. If I had paid $1000 dollars to Belle in Salt Lake she would have screwed me brains out. Instead, I get humped with my clothes on by an ugly black chick. AHHH!!!
Option 1: $300 dollars for a half hour with 2 girls
Option 2: $500 dollars for 1 hour with 2 girls
Option 3: $1000 dollars for 2 hours but with as many girls as you wanted.
I didn't want any of that but she put on the high-pressure sales pitch. I couldn't get out of it so I paid $300 with a $60 dollar credit card fee!!! She then had me sign a bunch of crap saying that I had to pay and there was no refunds. I was then escorted by that one hot chick to the stage where she said I could wait and choose a girl that would come out. Only 2 girls came out so they were basically assigned to me. They came and talked to me about nothing. They wanted to go to a room and sine nobody else was coming I agreed.
Let me describe these girls. They were both about 5'2" one was black the other white. The white chick was a 7 while the black girl was a 5. I was so pissed.
They offered me a beer and I said no. They asked for $700 dollars since there was 2 of them and then they charged another $60 dollar credit card fee. I figured these girls would just fuck me in the best way imaginable. They didn't get naked. They didn't let me get naked either. One just talked to me while the other humped me with me clothes on for like 20 minutes. It took forever but I went off and then I left.
THE BIGGEST RIP OFF EVER!!!
DON'T GO TO THE CAN CAN ROOM!
When you're in Las Vegas look for other escorts because I hate that place so much. If I had paid $1000 dollars to Belle in Salt Lake she would have screwed me brains out. Instead, I get humped with my clothes on by an ugly black chick. AHHH!!!
Salt Lake City Escorts 3
I was staying in Salt Lake again across the street from the Utah Jazz arena. I decided to get another escort so I looked in the phonebook to try to avoid calling the same place. I knew it would be difficult because of what Belle had told me last time.
I saw an ad that was for an independent escortr. I called and a lady answered by just saying hello. I asked if I was calling an escort and she was like, "Oh yeah" I asked her how much it was and she said $150 so I said I wanted to think about it. She then asked, "What's there to think about? Don't you want me to come get naked for you?" I said, "Just let me think about it." She agreed and said, "Call me back and I'll send a girl out to you."
When she said that I realized I was calling the same place because it was obviously not an independent agency.
I called back because I'm a sucker and she was happy and said a girl would be there in 20 minutes. She asked me where I was staying and I told her and she said that security there was tough to get into to. I looked outside and there was nobody since it was a cheap $50 dollar motel. I told her that there was no security and nobody would stop her. If you could see the hotel you would agree that the lady was stupid.
30 minutes later a girl who called herself "DC" showed up. I would give her a 7. She drove a Ford F-150 and left her truck on when she came in. I asked her what she was doing and she said she wanted to keep the heat going which made me suspicous cause I thought she would pull a quicky and get out. Turns out she had a driver and he took off after 2 minutes.
I paid $220 and she got naked and jerked me off really good. I was definitely satisfied.
Her driver didn't come back to get her so we talked for about 20 minutes. She was way cool.
Basically, these escorts are extremely good looking and so you don't have to worry about getting an ugly chick. Everything depends on how much you tip. The more you tip the better service you get which is obvious.
I saw an ad that was for an independent escortr. I called and a lady answered by just saying hello. I asked if I was calling an escort and she was like, "Oh yeah" I asked her how much it was and she said $150 so I said I wanted to think about it. She then asked, "What's there to think about? Don't you want me to come get naked for you?" I said, "Just let me think about it." She agreed and said, "Call me back and I'll send a girl out to you."
When she said that I realized I was calling the same place because it was obviously not an independent agency.
I called back because I'm a sucker and she was happy and said a girl would be there in 20 minutes. She asked me where I was staying and I told her and she said that security there was tough to get into to. I looked outside and there was nobody since it was a cheap $50 dollar motel. I told her that there was no security and nobody would stop her. If you could see the hotel you would agree that the lady was stupid.
30 minutes later a girl who called herself "DC" showed up. I would give her a 7. She drove a Ford F-150 and left her truck on when she came in. I asked her what she was doing and she said she wanted to keep the heat going which made me suspicous cause I thought she would pull a quicky and get out. Turns out she had a driver and he took off after 2 minutes.
I paid $220 and she got naked and jerked me off really good. I was definitely satisfied.
Her driver didn't come back to get her so we talked for about 20 minutes. She was way cool.
Basically, these escorts are extremely good looking and so you don't have to worry about getting an ugly chick. Everything depends on how much you tip. The more you tip the better service you get which is obvious.
Salt Lake City Escorts 2
I was in the mood for another escort. I looked in the phonebook and specifically avoided "Companions" because of my less than nice satisfactory experience the last time. I called a place called "Sorority Sisters" which was advertised as being in Provo, UT.
I called and said that a girl would be there in 45 minutes. She finally showed up after 1 hour. When I opened the door my jaw dropped. This girl was a 10. No joke. Her name was Belle and I jizzed my pants in excitement.
I paid $220 dollars. The charge was $200 with a $20 dollar credit card fee. I figured this place was more expensive than "Companions." After I paid the fee she told me to get naked and she got down to her underwear. She gave me a massage which was cool but then stopped and asked for a tip. I paid $330 on my credit card and we were talking at the table in the hotel and I don't know how it came up but she told me that there are only 3 escort agencies in Salt Lake and that the most of the phone numbers in the phonebook go to the same place. I explained that I had called for an escort in the past and so she asked me who it was. I said it was Ryan and she knew who it was and then described her perfectly.
So it was the same place that I called before which I didn't want to do. But it was cool because Belle was WAY HOTTER and nicer. I can't emphasize enough how hot this girl is. I'm actually suprised that she is an escort because she could honestly do a lot better.
She let me lick her tits and neck then she gave me an amazing handjob. After she massaged me more and she left.
If you ever get an escort when you're in Salt Lake ask for Belle. You will not be disapointed. If you want to get laid you'll have to pay more obviously but you'll want to get laid by her. She is straight up amazingly good looking, she's nice, and easy to talk to. AMAZING!
I called and said that a girl would be there in 45 minutes. She finally showed up after 1 hour. When I opened the door my jaw dropped. This girl was a 10. No joke. Her name was Belle and I jizzed my pants in excitement.
I paid $220 dollars. The charge was $200 with a $20 dollar credit card fee. I figured this place was more expensive than "Companions." After I paid the fee she told me to get naked and she got down to her underwear. She gave me a massage which was cool but then stopped and asked for a tip. I paid $330 on my credit card and we were talking at the table in the hotel and I don't know how it came up but she told me that there are only 3 escort agencies in Salt Lake and that the most of the phone numbers in the phonebook go to the same place. I explained that I had called for an escort in the past and so she asked me who it was. I said it was Ryan and she knew who it was and then described her perfectly.
So it was the same place that I called before which I didn't want to do. But it was cool because Belle was WAY HOTTER and nicer. I can't emphasize enough how hot this girl is. I'm actually suprised that she is an escort because she could honestly do a lot better.
She let me lick her tits and neck then she gave me an amazing handjob. After she massaged me more and she left.
If you ever get an escort when you're in Salt Lake ask for Belle. You will not be disapointed. If you want to get laid you'll have to pay more obviously but you'll want to get laid by her. She is straight up amazingly good looking, she's nice, and easy to talk to. AMAZING!
Saturday 1 December 2007
Salt Lake City Escorts
I have always had the idea that there could be no adult entertainment in Utah just because of all the religious folk that live there but I was totally wrong. In fact, the escorts that I've met there are hotter than you can imagine. Here's what happened.
On July 4th weekend I was in Salt Lake and decided I wanted to go to a strip club. I stopped at a phone book and couldn't find any in the yellow pages. (don't worry there are at least 2 stripclubs that I know of now. I'll talk about them later)
But I decided to get an escort instead. I didn't know what I was doing and so I just called the first one I saw in the phonebook. It seemed like there were at least 15 escort agencies to choose from in Salt Lake. I called a place called "Companions" (I'll explain later why it doesn't matter which one you call)
This lady with very good communication skills answers the phone by just saying, "hello." That kind of threw me off because I was expecting her to say something like, "Hello, thank you for calling Companions Escorts." But...it was awkward. Being braver than usual I asked her if this was an escort agency then her voice changed into a sexy/excited voice. I asked her if they were open on the 4th and she said her agency is open 364 days a year and they close on Christmas. I also asked how much it would cost and she told me $150 dollars.
She totally sold me with her speaking skills and asked me where my hotel was. I didn't think I needed a hotel because I thought it would be like the G-Spot or the Redroom where I could go there. I said that I would call back when I found one. She told me that I would get a discount if I called back from the $150 agency fee.
I called back 20 minutes later after checking in at Motel 6 in downtown Salt Lake. She had caller ID so she answered the phone greeting me by my name and asked where I was staying. The lady on the phone also wanted to know what kind of girl I wanted. I didn't know what to say so she said she had girls from 19 to 40. I had the option of skin and hair color, height, and breast size. I felt awkward telling her I wanted the hottest bitch ever so I said that I didn't have a preference. She explained that a girl would be there in 25 minutes.
After about 15 minutes a girl showed up at my door dressed in a short dress. I would give her a 7. She really had nice big breasts. Her name was Ryan and I wouldn't call her the friendliest person ever. She was all business.
I paid $160 dollars because there is a $10 dollar fee for every $100 dollars you spend using your credit card. She then wanted her tip and wanted to pay with my credit card. She demanded that I go to the ATM and withdraw cash. I told her it was a credit card so I couldn't get cash from it. She replied in a bitchy voice, "Well, I've done it before." I left and ran to the ATM and of course it didn't work.
When I came back she answered the door completely naked. She had an awesome body. So she took my credit card and I spent $300 so it turned to $330 cause of the fees. She also made me sign a "Nude release form" which makes NO SENSE to me. Basically, it says that in order for her to get nude there has to be a 24 hour waiting period or something. But she said she would wave it. I don't know if that is a thing her agency does or if is some weird law or regulation. I don't know.
After spending a ton she told me to get naked and lay on the bed. I did as she pulled the covers back. She rubbed my body and legs a little bit and busted out the lotion. She sat on me with her butt pointed at my face and so I couldn't see what she was doing to my dick. She told me I could lick her so I licked her butt which was weird. She then rubbed the lotion on me and jerked me off. I'm ashamed to admit this but for some freak reason I blew my load after 5 seconds. So she stopped and said, "man, you're a fast cummer." She had kind of a mocking tone in her voice which made me embarassed. I kept saying how I didn't know what happened and aksed her if there was something wrong with me. She didn't say anything which made me feel bad.
Before she put her clothes back on she asked if I wanted a massage since I still had about 45 minutes of my hour left. She asked in kind of a "do i really have to stay?" kind of voice. I told her to leave and she did.
Needless to say I am an idiot.
On July 4th weekend I was in Salt Lake and decided I wanted to go to a strip club. I stopped at a phone book and couldn't find any in the yellow pages. (don't worry there are at least 2 stripclubs that I know of now. I'll talk about them later)
But I decided to get an escort instead. I didn't know what I was doing and so I just called the first one I saw in the phonebook. It seemed like there were at least 15 escort agencies to choose from in Salt Lake. I called a place called "Companions" (I'll explain later why it doesn't matter which one you call)
This lady with very good communication skills answers the phone by just saying, "hello." That kind of threw me off because I was expecting her to say something like, "Hello, thank you for calling Companions Escorts." But...it was awkward. Being braver than usual I asked her if this was an escort agency then her voice changed into a sexy/excited voice. I asked her if they were open on the 4th and she said her agency is open 364 days a year and they close on Christmas. I also asked how much it would cost and she told me $150 dollars.
She totally sold me with her speaking skills and asked me where my hotel was. I didn't think I needed a hotel because I thought it would be like the G-Spot or the Redroom where I could go there. I said that I would call back when I found one. She told me that I would get a discount if I called back from the $150 agency fee.
I called back 20 minutes later after checking in at Motel 6 in downtown Salt Lake. She had caller ID so she answered the phone greeting me by my name and asked where I was staying. The lady on the phone also wanted to know what kind of girl I wanted. I didn't know what to say so she said she had girls from 19 to 40. I had the option of skin and hair color, height, and breast size. I felt awkward telling her I wanted the hottest bitch ever so I said that I didn't have a preference. She explained that a girl would be there in 25 minutes.
After about 15 minutes a girl showed up at my door dressed in a short dress. I would give her a 7. She really had nice big breasts. Her name was Ryan and I wouldn't call her the friendliest person ever. She was all business.
I paid $160 dollars because there is a $10 dollar fee for every $100 dollars you spend using your credit card. She then wanted her tip and wanted to pay with my credit card. She demanded that I go to the ATM and withdraw cash. I told her it was a credit card so I couldn't get cash from it. She replied in a bitchy voice, "Well, I've done it before." I left and ran to the ATM and of course it didn't work.
When I came back she answered the door completely naked. She had an awesome body. So she took my credit card and I spent $300 so it turned to $330 cause of the fees. She also made me sign a "Nude release form" which makes NO SENSE to me. Basically, it says that in order for her to get nude there has to be a 24 hour waiting period or something. But she said she would wave it. I don't know if that is a thing her agency does or if is some weird law or regulation. I don't know.
After spending a ton she told me to get naked and lay on the bed. I did as she pulled the covers back. She rubbed my body and legs a little bit and busted out the lotion. She sat on me with her butt pointed at my face and so I couldn't see what she was doing to my dick. She told me I could lick her so I licked her butt which was weird. She then rubbed the lotion on me and jerked me off. I'm ashamed to admit this but for some freak reason I blew my load after 5 seconds. So she stopped and said, "man, you're a fast cummer." She had kind of a mocking tone in her voice which made me embarassed. I kept saying how I didn't know what happened and aksed her if there was something wrong with me. She didn't say anything which made me feel bad.
Before she put her clothes back on she asked if I wanted a massage since I still had about 45 minutes of my hour left. She asked in kind of a "do i really have to stay?" kind of voice. I told her to leave and she did.
Needless to say I am an idiot.
Monday 26 November 2007
the RED ROOM
Near the g-spot in another industrial zone but this one is south of Peoria and 19th avenue (near the emission testing center) there is a place called the Red Room. It's pretty much the same kind of place as the G-Spot.
Unlike the G-Spot you can walk right into a waiting room with a couch and porno mags to look at while you wait instead of having to ring a door bell and wait as cars drive by and look at you funny for being a pervert.
After about 30 seconds two girls came to the door. One was black and had a really nice athletic body while the other one was white and had huge boobs.
Cost: $20 dollars for an hour plus the tip for the entertainer.
I had to choose which one I wanted. I thought it was mean choosing one over the other right in front of the other. I chose the black lady because I didn't want them to think I was a racist. We went back into a room with a couch and and some porno magazines. She sat me down and talked to me for a minute about nothing. She asked what I wanted to do and so I just gave her my money which was $200 dollars. She took it and told me to get comfortable so I did. I came back and she laid a towel on the floor. She then told me to lay down while she massaged me. She gave a really crappy massage because she didn't put any effort into it. After a minute she wanted to know if I wanted to roll over and continue the massage. I rolled over onto my back and she gave started rubbing my dick. She kissed my neck a couple times and massaged my balls at the same time. It felt way good. Really good. Before I went off I asked if I could sit on the couch where she finished me up pretty good.
I left quickly and felt awkward for getting a hand job from a black woman. I kind of liked the fact that she was black.
Between the Red Room and the G-Spot I would give the advantage to the G-Spot just based on the hotness of the girls. G-Spot just had better looking girls. But the Red Room is more private.
Unlike the G-Spot you can walk right into a waiting room with a couch and porno mags to look at while you wait instead of having to ring a door bell and wait as cars drive by and look at you funny for being a pervert.
After about 30 seconds two girls came to the door. One was black and had a really nice athletic body while the other one was white and had huge boobs.
Cost: $20 dollars for an hour plus the tip for the entertainer.
I had to choose which one I wanted. I thought it was mean choosing one over the other right in front of the other. I chose the black lady because I didn't want them to think I was a racist. We went back into a room with a couch and and some porno magazines. She sat me down and talked to me for a minute about nothing. She asked what I wanted to do and so I just gave her my money which was $200 dollars. She took it and told me to get comfortable so I did. I came back and she laid a towel on the floor. She then told me to lay down while she massaged me. She gave a really crappy massage because she didn't put any effort into it. After a minute she wanted to know if I wanted to roll over and continue the massage. I rolled over onto my back and she gave started rubbing my dick. She kissed my neck a couple times and massaged my balls at the same time. It felt way good. Really good. Before I went off I asked if I could sit on the couch where she finished me up pretty good.
I left quickly and felt awkward for getting a hand job from a black woman. I kind of liked the fact that she was black.
Between the Red Room and the G-Spot I would give the advantage to the G-Spot just based on the hotness of the girls. G-Spot just had better looking girls. But the Red Room is more private.
2nd time at the G-Spot
so after my first time there i was really nervous i was gonna get arrested as i walked to my car. but i didnt.
at the time i was only a senior in high school so money wasnt something that i had a lot of and now i owed $180 dollars to my friend for the first time. so as soon as as i got more money i headed over there. this time on a friday night. i headed over about 7:00 pm and they now had tiki torches out there to attract people.
so i parked and there was a big bouncer guy (maybe the owner) and he told me that all the girls were busy and i had to come back in one hour. i looked around and saw 1 or 2 cars and so i was suspicious that he was lying to me.
but i returned back after one hour and i rang the doorbell. a group of about 6 girls came and opened the door. they told me to go around the back to the dance room. so i looked back and they had converted a garage into a strip club type enviroment. i paid my $20 dollars and they gave me a soda of my choice and told me to sit down anywhere. i sat down with my coke and there was one girl on stage dancing who was covered with tatoos.
the club put a recliner onto the stage and there was some dude up there chillin on stage watching. i took two sips of my coke and got bored so i went to the bar and noticed the tv they had going had the playboy channel. i watched that for about a minute when 2 girls were just walking by. i stopped one of them and wanted to go to a room. she said, "are you sure? dont you wanna see all the other girls so you can choose?" i said, "no." just because i wanted to get jerked off asap and not wait around. so she agreed and we went back to the room.
this time she handed me a menu with a bunch of crap on it that was very vague as to what was on the menu. for example:
$400 Wet n wild
$300 Hot n horny
$200 Get wild
$100 bikini show
all that didnt really make sense to me. i saw that what i wanted i couldnt afford. i assume the last girl gave me a discount of $20 bucks. i only had $150 dollars that night cause i didnt know how everything worked and the first time there was no menu.
so i gave her my money and she seemed a little dissapointed. this girl was pretty hot but kind of a bitch. she didnt really say anything to me the whole time. so she gave me a towel and told me to get comfortable. she put lotion in my own hand and started dancing. i was waiting for her to come over and jerk me off but she never did. i waited her out for about 3 minutes. then i pointed at my dick and said, "can i?" she just nodded yes and so i jerked off while she danced in front of me. i blew and she got up and left. i cleaned up and she came back and said, "thanks for coming" then pointed me to the door.
needless to say i felt like an idiot. i dont know if she was just a bitch or she acted like one cause i didnt give her a lot of money. either way...it wasnt worth it because i can jack off in my own room with a porno. i dont need a live girl to stand 5 feet away from me when she didnt even get naked to jack off. it was probably the most expensive jack off EVER!
at the time i was only a senior in high school so money wasnt something that i had a lot of and now i owed $180 dollars to my friend for the first time. so as soon as as i got more money i headed over there. this time on a friday night. i headed over about 7:00 pm and they now had tiki torches out there to attract people.
so i parked and there was a big bouncer guy (maybe the owner) and he told me that all the girls were busy and i had to come back in one hour. i looked around and saw 1 or 2 cars and so i was suspicious that he was lying to me.
but i returned back after one hour and i rang the doorbell. a group of about 6 girls came and opened the door. they told me to go around the back to the dance room. so i looked back and they had converted a garage into a strip club type enviroment. i paid my $20 dollars and they gave me a soda of my choice and told me to sit down anywhere. i sat down with my coke and there was one girl on stage dancing who was covered with tatoos.
the club put a recliner onto the stage and there was some dude up there chillin on stage watching. i took two sips of my coke and got bored so i went to the bar and noticed the tv they had going had the playboy channel. i watched that for about a minute when 2 girls were just walking by. i stopped one of them and wanted to go to a room. she said, "are you sure? dont you wanna see all the other girls so you can choose?" i said, "no." just because i wanted to get jerked off asap and not wait around. so she agreed and we went back to the room.
this time she handed me a menu with a bunch of crap on it that was very vague as to what was on the menu. for example:
$400 Wet n wild
$300 Hot n horny
$200 Get wild
$100 bikini show
all that didnt really make sense to me. i saw that what i wanted i couldnt afford. i assume the last girl gave me a discount of $20 bucks. i only had $150 dollars that night cause i didnt know how everything worked and the first time there was no menu.
so i gave her my money and she seemed a little dissapointed. this girl was pretty hot but kind of a bitch. she didnt really say anything to me the whole time. so she gave me a towel and told me to get comfortable. she put lotion in my own hand and started dancing. i was waiting for her to come over and jerk me off but she never did. i waited her out for about 3 minutes. then i pointed at my dick and said, "can i?" she just nodded yes and so i jerked off while she danced in front of me. i blew and she got up and left. i cleaned up and she came back and said, "thanks for coming" then pointed me to the door.
needless to say i felt like an idiot. i dont know if she was just a bitch or she acted like one cause i didnt give her a lot of money. either way...it wasnt worth it because i can jack off in my own room with a porno. i dont need a live girl to stand 5 feet away from me when she didnt even get naked to jack off. it was probably the most expensive jack off EVER!
Sunday 25 November 2007
the G-SPOT
So i've talked about only stripclubs so far and so i'll go out of order and talk about something else. so i'm still a senior in high school and i give this kid a ride home that was in my last hour class. he's mexican and so he lives in a lower-class neighborhood. we started talking about strip clubs and his experiences and i talked of mine. as i pulled up to his house he said he wanted to show me something. so he takes me one block south of his street into this industrial zone. there were a couple wherehouses, construction offices, and garages. and then randomly a sign that says NUDE GIRLS. it is not in anyway flashy or anything so its almost impossible to know about this place except for by word of mouth. its so random. anyway..my friend says its a stripclub but its a little different cause they let you touch her boobs and stuff.
the place looks shady and so i didnt wanna go in. my friend convinced me to go in and just talk with the girls. so we pull in and have to push a doorbell. we waited for what seemed for like 5 minutes but was actually about 45 seconds. so this way hot/slutty chick answers the door in her underwear.
she gives us a sexy smile and invites us in. it was just a small room with a couch. i was totally oblivous to what was going on. so we sit down and she starts asking questions like, "so how old are you" and "how did you hear about us" and so on. so i asked the dumb question, "so what is this place?" then she went into this scripted line about how it was a private one-on-one show with "intimate touching" at this point i still had not idea what was about to happen. i then asked her how much it cost and she said it cost $20 dollars for a private room and then she worked off of tips. i asked how much of a tip and she said she legally couldnt tell me but the more money i had the better the show would be. so i said i would be right back. so we left and went to an atm and withdrew money. but i had none. so my buddy loaned me $180 bucks. so i dropped him off at his house and went back. she opened the door and was happy i had come back.
I gave her $20 bucks and then she got a metal detector and searched me for sharp objects. she then took my cellphone and keys and said i would get them back afterwards.
Still at this point i thought all i was getting was an expensive lap dance.
so i walk into this small room with her and there is a leather couch, treasure chest, stereo, and a cabinet with rolled up towels. she quickly grabbed one and laid it out on the couch. this was the point where i thought it was a little fishy. but still had no idea what was about to happen.
she said she would be right back and told me to get comfortable. and then said, "and i mean really comfortable" in a sexy voice. so i sat on the couch and really settled my butt in. i didnt know what she meant by getting really comfortable. she came back and and with a dissapointed but sexy voice said, "why didnt you get comfortable?" i replied that i was comfortable and so she grabbed my chin with her fingers and looked me in the eye and said, " get more comfortable" then it came to me that i could take my shirt off or something. then she kicked and opened the treasure chest and said that i could put any of my belongings in the chest. it was a huge chest and so it was obviously not just for my wallet.
so i second guessed her and said, "i'm not sure what you're saying" (i didnt want to take my shirt off and have it be misread as me putting the moves on her and have some bouncer come in and kick my ass)
so she then said, "get as comfortable as you would want me to be comforable." and then she snapped her bra strap. i decided that i was just gonna go for it and so i got down to my boxers and put everything else in the chest.
she came back and she grabbed my boxers and said, "i cant tell you to get anymore comfortable but i wouldnt mind if you got even more comfortable." so at that point i just went for it and threw my boxers in the treasure chest.
she seemed relieved that i finally figured it out. she then told me that she was sorry but she couldnt legally tell me to get naked and that its sometimes hard for new people to get the hint. anyway, she started into her lap dance with me after she turned on some music. it only lasted 30 seconds and asked me how much i wanted to spend. at this point i would have given her my life savings ( if i had any) so i get up and get my wallet out of my pants and handed her all the cash in my wallet which was $180 bucks.
she left and came back quickly and told me to relax cause i started to shake a little. so she started dancing on top of me and rubbing my body and kissing me. she then said, "show me how it works?" i was like, "what?" then she said, "i wanna see how it works?" as she looked down at my dick. so i grabbed it and jerked off for like 2 seconds and she then said, "let me try" so she started rubbing it gently. she then asked me if i wanted lotion. i said yes and so she rubbed it in her hands and my dick and started jerking me off. she grabbed and massaged my balls as well. it felt so good and i was shocked that all this was happening cause i totally didnt expect it going in. so shes going at it when she asks me if i like it. i said yes and then she said, "you can touch my tits" and so i grabbed them and fiddled with her hard tits. then for some reason and i dont know why i asked in a sheepish voice, "could you do that a little harder?" she then said, "like this?" and started railing on me so hard. i squeaked out a "yes" so she was going along when i realized that i was gonna eventually blow. i didnt know what to do. should i warn her? i didnt have much time to think about it and so it just went off all over her hand and she kept going. she got all excited when it went off and so i was relieved that i didnt have to tell her to stop or anything. she stopped and cleaned it all up for me which was nice and then kissed me on the cheek and gave me a handiwipe. i cleaned up and got dressed. she came back with my cellphone and keys and gave me her card. she told me to come back anytime and i left.
i sped back to my buddies house and explained what happened and he knew what happened there and was laughing. he said he goes whenever he has money.
so if you want to get jerked off or more visit the G-Spot. its at about 19th avenue and Cactus but you have to drive thru the neighborhood and find the industrial zone i was talking about and drive around for a minute and you'll find it.
the place looks shady and so i didnt wanna go in. my friend convinced me to go in and just talk with the girls. so we pull in and have to push a doorbell. we waited for what seemed for like 5 minutes but was actually about 45 seconds. so this way hot/slutty chick answers the door in her underwear.
she gives us a sexy smile and invites us in. it was just a small room with a couch. i was totally oblivous to what was going on. so we sit down and she starts asking questions like, "so how old are you" and "how did you hear about us" and so on. so i asked the dumb question, "so what is this place?" then she went into this scripted line about how it was a private one-on-one show with "intimate touching" at this point i still had not idea what was about to happen. i then asked her how much it cost and she said it cost $20 dollars for a private room and then she worked off of tips. i asked how much of a tip and she said she legally couldnt tell me but the more money i had the better the show would be. so i said i would be right back. so we left and went to an atm and withdrew money. but i had none. so my buddy loaned me $180 bucks. so i dropped him off at his house and went back. she opened the door and was happy i had come back.
I gave her $20 bucks and then she got a metal detector and searched me for sharp objects. she then took my cellphone and keys and said i would get them back afterwards.
Still at this point i thought all i was getting was an expensive lap dance.
so i walk into this small room with her and there is a leather couch, treasure chest, stereo, and a cabinet with rolled up towels. she quickly grabbed one and laid it out on the couch. this was the point where i thought it was a little fishy. but still had no idea what was about to happen.
she said she would be right back and told me to get comfortable. and then said, "and i mean really comfortable" in a sexy voice. so i sat on the couch and really settled my butt in. i didnt know what she meant by getting really comfortable. she came back and and with a dissapointed but sexy voice said, "why didnt you get comfortable?" i replied that i was comfortable and so she grabbed my chin with her fingers and looked me in the eye and said, " get more comfortable" then it came to me that i could take my shirt off or something. then she kicked and opened the treasure chest and said that i could put any of my belongings in the chest. it was a huge chest and so it was obviously not just for my wallet.
so i second guessed her and said, "i'm not sure what you're saying" (i didnt want to take my shirt off and have it be misread as me putting the moves on her and have some bouncer come in and kick my ass)
so she then said, "get as comfortable as you would want me to be comforable." and then she snapped her bra strap. i decided that i was just gonna go for it and so i got down to my boxers and put everything else in the chest.
she came back and she grabbed my boxers and said, "i cant tell you to get anymore comfortable but i wouldnt mind if you got even more comfortable." so at that point i just went for it and threw my boxers in the treasure chest.
she seemed relieved that i finally figured it out. she then told me that she was sorry but she couldnt legally tell me to get naked and that its sometimes hard for new people to get the hint. anyway, she started into her lap dance with me after she turned on some music. it only lasted 30 seconds and asked me how much i wanted to spend. at this point i would have given her my life savings ( if i had any) so i get up and get my wallet out of my pants and handed her all the cash in my wallet which was $180 bucks.
she left and came back quickly and told me to relax cause i started to shake a little. so she started dancing on top of me and rubbing my body and kissing me. she then said, "show me how it works?" i was like, "what?" then she said, "i wanna see how it works?" as she looked down at my dick. so i grabbed it and jerked off for like 2 seconds and she then said, "let me try" so she started rubbing it gently. she then asked me if i wanted lotion. i said yes and so she rubbed it in her hands and my dick and started jerking me off. she grabbed and massaged my balls as well. it felt so good and i was shocked that all this was happening cause i totally didnt expect it going in. so shes going at it when she asks me if i like it. i said yes and then she said, "you can touch my tits" and so i grabbed them and fiddled with her hard tits. then for some reason and i dont know why i asked in a sheepish voice, "could you do that a little harder?" she then said, "like this?" and started railing on me so hard. i squeaked out a "yes" so she was going along when i realized that i was gonna eventually blow. i didnt know what to do. should i warn her? i didnt have much time to think about it and so it just went off all over her hand and she kept going. she got all excited when it went off and so i was relieved that i didnt have to tell her to stop or anything. she stopped and cleaned it all up for me which was nice and then kissed me on the cheek and gave me a handiwipe. i cleaned up and got dressed. she came back with my cellphone and keys and gave me her card. she told me to come back anytime and i left.
i sped back to my buddies house and explained what happened and he knew what happened there and was laughing. he said he goes whenever he has money.
so if you want to get jerked off or more visit the G-Spot. its at about 19th avenue and Cactus but you have to drive thru the neighborhood and find the industrial zone i was talking about and drive around for a minute and you'll find it.
2nd time at Dream Palace
so i was so excited at my 2nd visit to Dream Palace that i told my other friend Dustin that i had gone. he was jealous so we decided to go again. by this time it was our high schools spring break so we went out on a Monday AFTERNOON!! as we drove up there we talked about how awkward it could be going in the middle of the day. we were worried that the girls would make comments like, "so what kind of man goes to a strip club in the middle of the day?"
but it wasnt like that at all. we walked in and there were 5 strippers there and they were just laying around on the couches cause we were the only guys there. the applauded excitedly as we walked in so they could get our money. once again, all the girls there were so hot. so all the girls turned all their attention towards us and so while one girl was dancing on the stage the others were sitting on our laps and talking to us. we made small talk. it was funny cause 1 of them was still in high school and attended my high schools rival. another great time at the strip club. we were there like 2 hours and got several lap dances.
the DJ that was working was really cool. he would just make random comments to us like "dont masturbate in the our bathroom" and "here's some good penis rubbing music for y'all"
also towards the end of our visit this older guy came in by himself and sat in the back of the club away from the stage. so the DJ got on the mike and called him a pervert for not tipping the girls at the stage. so he walked up in shame and started putting $1 dollar bills on the stage.
so you will never believe what happened to me. as i got on the freeway i realized that i didnt have my moms credit card that she had given me for gas. 3 VISITS and 3 MISFORTUNES!!!
so i got home and told her i lost it and she canceled it without any problem.
its weird how these misfortunes to me dont keep me away from the stripclub.
but it wasnt like that at all. we walked in and there were 5 strippers there and they were just laying around on the couches cause we were the only guys there. the applauded excitedly as we walked in so they could get our money. once again, all the girls there were so hot. so all the girls turned all their attention towards us and so while one girl was dancing on the stage the others were sitting on our laps and talking to us. we made small talk. it was funny cause 1 of them was still in high school and attended my high schools rival. another great time at the strip club. we were there like 2 hours and got several lap dances.
the DJ that was working was really cool. he would just make random comments to us like "dont masturbate in the our bathroom" and "here's some good penis rubbing music for y'all"
also towards the end of our visit this older guy came in by himself and sat in the back of the club away from the stage. so the DJ got on the mike and called him a pervert for not tipping the girls at the stage. so he walked up in shame and started putting $1 dollar bills on the stage.
so you will never believe what happened to me. as i got on the freeway i realized that i didnt have my moms credit card that she had given me for gas. 3 VISITS and 3 MISFORTUNES!!!
so i got home and told her i lost it and she canceled it without any problem.
its weird how these misfortunes to me dont keep me away from the stripclub.
Dream Palace
A week later another buddy of mine and I went to a place called Dream Palace in Tempe, Arizona. It's down the street from Sun Devil Stadium but on the other side of the freeway.
I assume since its so close to that most of the girls attend Arizona State University because all the girls were young and so hot. I thought the girls here were way hotter than the ones at Le Girls.
We went on the same weekend that a college football bowl game was being played. It wasn't the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl but it was some smaller bowl that was played. Either way...it was packed full of football fans. Luckily, there was 30 girls working that night! NOT ONE of them was ugly in any way. I would rate all of them as 9's and there was one girl named Jordin who was definitely a 10!
Cost: $10 dollars with no drink minimum or anything like that. They do ask you what you want to drink but it wasnt like a forced thing. Lap dances were $20 dollars for two songs in a private area so the whole club isn't watching you as you get danced on. The girls and waitresses also pushed "private shows" which are like $100 dollars for a half hour and $200 dollars for one hour. Thing is the girls want a tip on top of that so you have to match what you pay the club. so a half hour show would cost $200 and and hour would be $400 dollars. The girls said that the only difference is that you can touch them anywhere except her breasts, vagina, and butt. so...what else is there to touch?? Her face?
Dream Palace is significantly smaller than Le Girls and only has one stage. It didn't really matter cause there was so many girls to go around. There is this girl there named Jordin which is one of the top 5 hottest strippers/best strippers I've ever met. I say hottest/best stripper cause i've had hot strippers who are total bitches and good strippers who aren't a perfect 10.
I had no complaints about the Dream Palace. I thought I may have been cursed because something bad happened to me right before I left again. I carry my ID and credit card separate from my wallet that has my cash in it. I set it on the table and forgot about it when I went to the bathroom. When I came back it was totally gone and by this time we were the only males left in the club so one of the strippers or waitresses had to have swiped it. I left and realized I didn't have it so I went back in and the bouncer helped me look for it (even if he did a half-assed job) It was gone. I was pissed. Luckily, I had another license but I did have to cancel my debit card which was a hassle.
Dream Palace- I would give it 8 stars out of 10!
they lose a whole star because 2 or 3 of the girls had this plastic weird crap on their tits. i didnt like it and it would have been worse if all of them had them on.
I assume since its so close to that most of the girls attend Arizona State University because all the girls were young and so hot. I thought the girls here were way hotter than the ones at Le Girls.
We went on the same weekend that a college football bowl game was being played. It wasn't the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl but it was some smaller bowl that was played. Either way...it was packed full of football fans. Luckily, there was 30 girls working that night! NOT ONE of them was ugly in any way. I would rate all of them as 9's and there was one girl named Jordin who was definitely a 10!
Cost: $10 dollars with no drink minimum or anything like that. They do ask you what you want to drink but it wasnt like a forced thing. Lap dances were $20 dollars for two songs in a private area so the whole club isn't watching you as you get danced on. The girls and waitresses also pushed "private shows" which are like $100 dollars for a half hour and $200 dollars for one hour. Thing is the girls want a tip on top of that so you have to match what you pay the club. so a half hour show would cost $200 and and hour would be $400 dollars. The girls said that the only difference is that you can touch them anywhere except her breasts, vagina, and butt. so...what else is there to touch?? Her face?
Dream Palace is significantly smaller than Le Girls and only has one stage. It didn't really matter cause there was so many girls to go around. There is this girl there named Jordin which is one of the top 5 hottest strippers/best strippers I've ever met. I say hottest/best stripper cause i've had hot strippers who are total bitches and good strippers who aren't a perfect 10.
I had no complaints about the Dream Palace. I thought I may have been cursed because something bad happened to me right before I left again. I carry my ID and credit card separate from my wallet that has my cash in it. I set it on the table and forgot about it when I went to the bathroom. When I came back it was totally gone and by this time we were the only males left in the club so one of the strippers or waitresses had to have swiped it. I left and realized I didn't have it so I went back in and the bouncer helped me look for it (even if he did a half-assed job) It was gone. I was pissed. Luckily, I had another license but I did have to cancel my debit card which was a hassle.
Dream Palace- I would give it 8 stars out of 10!
they lose a whole star because 2 or 3 of the girls had this plastic weird crap on their tits. i didnt like it and it would have been worse if all of them had them on.
Le Girls Cabaret
I turned 18 on a Tuesday so I went to the stripclub that friday. My friend took me to a nude cabaret called Le Girls Cabaret in Phoenix. It's located at about 51st street and Washington.
The building was very nice it felt like it seemed nicer than others that I drove by on the way.
Cost: $10 bucks plus a 2 drink minimum which is an extra $10 dollars. No alcohol is served.
We walked in and there is a small little area to the right with some adult magazines or whatever. The girl at the front desk takes your money and asks if you want $1 dollar bills to tip the dancers. She gives you a little receipt to show the bouncer who is HUGE!! He was by far the biggest bouncer I've ever seen at all my strip club experiences.
There were two stages so after two songs they rotated and one would leave while the other would move over to the next stage and a stripper that was waiting at one of the tables got up and started dancing.
My friend told me to place a $1 dollar bill on the stage so she would come over to us. When she did he told me to put down $2 dollars and she would do some little stage dance while she rubbed you or whatever. (I later learned it wasnt necessary to put so much down, but whatever. Most people don't put a lot of money down which made me feel obligated to put money down all the time. So if you're cheap its cool.)
All the girls that i saw working there that night were all so hot. I would say that they were all 8 and 9's. But the quality of the girls depends on what time and day you go.
I got a lap dance for $20 dollars and the girl was way nice and was excited to give me my first ever lap dance. They tell you that you can't touch them anywhere so I sat on my hands. She also makes you empty your pockets for sharp objects and stuff. So be careful that if you take your keys out not to leave them behind.
I spent a total of $80 dollars in about 2 hours and it was an overall fun time. Except, as we were leaving a stripper came to us in her street clothes and said we were really messed up for laughing at one of the strippers. She said that we had no idea how much courage it takes to get up on stage and take off your clothes and dance. We tried explaining to her that we didn't laugh at anyone. (why would we??) Being young and stupid we left in a hurry so we didn't get our asses kicked by that huge bouncer.
That is the end of my first strip club experience.
The building was very nice it felt like it seemed nicer than others that I drove by on the way.
Cost: $10 bucks plus a 2 drink minimum which is an extra $10 dollars. No alcohol is served.
We walked in and there is a small little area to the right with some adult magazines or whatever. The girl at the front desk takes your money and asks if you want $1 dollar bills to tip the dancers. She gives you a little receipt to show the bouncer who is HUGE!! He was by far the biggest bouncer I've ever seen at all my strip club experiences.
There were two stages so after two songs they rotated and one would leave while the other would move over to the next stage and a stripper that was waiting at one of the tables got up and started dancing.
My friend told me to place a $1 dollar bill on the stage so she would come over to us. When she did he told me to put down $2 dollars and she would do some little stage dance while she rubbed you or whatever. (I later learned it wasnt necessary to put so much down, but whatever. Most people don't put a lot of money down which made me feel obligated to put money down all the time. So if you're cheap its cool.)
All the girls that i saw working there that night were all so hot. I would say that they were all 8 and 9's. But the quality of the girls depends on what time and day you go.
I got a lap dance for $20 dollars and the girl was way nice and was excited to give me my first ever lap dance. They tell you that you can't touch them anywhere so I sat on my hands. She also makes you empty your pockets for sharp objects and stuff. So be careful that if you take your keys out not to leave them behind.
I spent a total of $80 dollars in about 2 hours and it was an overall fun time. Except, as we were leaving a stripper came to us in her street clothes and said we were really messed up for laughing at one of the strippers. She said that we had no idea how much courage it takes to get up on stage and take off your clothes and dance. We tried explaining to her that we didn't laugh at anyone. (why would we??) Being young and stupid we left in a hurry so we didn't get our asses kicked by that huge bouncer.
That is the end of my first strip club experience.
INTRO
so i wanted to create a blog to keep a record of my adult entertainment experiences but also to give a review of what happened when i visited the strip club, escorts, and prostitutes. i think its good to know what happens to others because there are a lot of awesome and crappy places. so i'll write detailed experiences of times i've gone to these places since my life began when i turned 18. i've only visited these kinds of places in 4 different cities...Phoenix, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, and Pocatello (Idaho).
hopefully it can help you have a better experience when you decide to get into the adult entertainment!
hopefully it can help you have a better experience when you decide to get into the adult entertainment!
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