Strip Clubs in Pocatello, ID

So I visited an old friend who was going to Idaho State University in Pocatello, ID. I had never been to Idaho and so I was excited to see what the strip clubs and escorts were like.
I aksed my buddy and we looked in the phone book. NOTHING! I was worried so we looked on the internet and found an escort place called Idaho Dancers. I called a bunch of times and an automated message came on saying they were booked. I called 2 days in a row and they were booked the whole time so I think it was kind of a bullshit place.
We later found a random Bikini Bar which is the closest thing you'll find to a strip club in Eastern Idaho. We literally spent one hour looking on the web and in the phone book.
So we went to this bikini bar which I thought would be really lame. I can't even remember the name of it. But its basically on Main St. if you're ever in Pocatello, ID. It's not hard to find if you're just driving.
We walk in and the door guy was pretty nice. He was kind of a pussy lookin guy. Normally big dudes work there but he had to have been some punk college student.
We stayed about an 2 hours.
Cost: $5 (that pussy at the door I was telling you about said he let us in for free because it was Sunday)
Drinks: $2.50 (I had about 6 beers while I was there to keep myself occupied)
My buddy and I sat right at the single stage and watched the girls. There were about 5 girls working at the time. I would give the hottest one a 7 and the ugliest one a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10.
My buddy and I got really pissed becuase when the girls weren't on stage they would come talk to the guys sitting around and none of them came and talked to us. Finally, this one chick asked, "Are you gonna trust me to give you a lap dance tonight?"
Up until that point I had thought that there were no lap dances at this place because those cheap ass Idaho guys hadn't bought any.
I agreed and she told me to walk away from the stage to a different table because the girls aren't allowed to talk to the guys sitting at the stage because they would take them away from giving tips to the next girl.
I sat at a table farther away and this chick told me not to tell anyone she told me to go over there. I kind of felt like the whole thing was stupid because the whole time I wanted a lap dance but they couldn't offer it to us because we were sitting at the stage. So that's why no girls were talking to us. Once we sat away a lot of girls came over and talked to us.
So I got a 5 lap dances from this girl that I really liked because she gave me a hicky and was biting my nipples and sticking her hand up my shirt and rubbed me.
I liked her so much that I told her I wanted to come back the next day but she said it was her last day because she had just graduated and was becoming a teacher.
I felt like she was just saying that because she thought I was a creep but she talked to me awhile and I guess she really was.
But this was a really crappy bikini bar. NO NUDITY!!! WTF?? But if you're ever in Pocatello, ID I guess it's better than nothing.

Prostitutes on Van Buren

In Phoenix I heard that Van Buren road is notorious for prostitutes.
One Thursday night I was on my way to a newly opened Le Girls Cabaret on Van Buren and the I-17. It's located in a really crappy neighborhood so be careful when you go down there.
I saw 2 girls who were dressed like sluts walking down the road. I looked around and it didn't look like anyone was watching so I pulled up next to them but didn't roll down my window. I didn't want to ask if they were prostitutes because if they weren't they might be insulted. But as I sat there in my car looking at them one of them lifts her dress up and shows me her pussy. I instantly knew who they were now.
I pulled up closer and rolled down my window. One of them approached my car first. She was white trash. There was no way I would touch her with a 10 foot pole. The other one who showed me her pussy came up too. She had a fairly nice body for a street hooker but she was black. I asked them if they were cops and so the black chick showed me her tits and said she wasn't. I asked then what the cost was and she said $100 dollars. So I overlooked the whitetrash lady and agreed with the black chick.
I asked her if I needed to get a hotel but she had already rented one for the night. We went around the corner to a comfort in.
As we pulled up she directed me to park in between 2 cars which made me nervous. There was also a huge van parked behind me with a dude waiting inside. The car to the left of me also had a mexican guy waiting. This made me nervous but I didn't back out.
We went to her hotel room and luckily there were no cops in her hotel room.
I paid her the money and she pulled out a condom. She then told me to get naked and get in bed so I did. She thought it was cool that I wasn't wearing any underwear too.
So I get on the bed and she puts the condom on me without me noticing. She was sucking me dick pretty hard for about 5 minutes when I moved so she would get the hint that I was ready to fuck her. She noticed and got up and said, "So how do you want to do me? Doggy style?" This excited me so I got behind her and was doing her doggy style for about 5 minutes when she rolled over onto her back and pulled her legs behind her head.
I screwed her for about another minute when I ejaculated in her. I was worried that the cum would have leaked out into her vagina but...I'll never see her again.
I left and gave her a ride back to her corner. A guy followed me after I dropped her off but it was just some punk guy. I was relieved to get out of there without any police trouble. As I left I saw a HOT ASS LATIN chick walk by who was definitely a prostitute. Next time I'm down there I'll definitely do her. BE CAREFUL!!! I drove by one more time to get on the freeway as 2 cop cars drove by.
Like I said earlier Van Buren is well known for where hookers hang out. Watch out for cops! Prostitution is definitely illegal. I remember a kid from high school who was actually busted and got into big trouble.

The Can Can Room-Las Vegas

First off, I would not recommend this place to anyone. I ditched me girlfriend late at night and drove around looking for a strip club. I saw a place behind the strip. I walked in and saw an amazingly good looking girl in her underwear. Then I was approached by a fat ugly 50 year old woman who showed me the menu. I looked around and there was about 10 girls sitting around smoking waiting for a moron to come it. There were 3 options.
Option 1: $300 dollars for a half hour with 2 girls
Option 2: $500 dollars for 1 hour with 2 girls
Option 3: $1000 dollars for 2 hours but with as many girls as you wanted.

I didn't want any of that but she put on the high-pressure sales pitch. I couldn't get out of it so I paid $300 with a $60 dollar credit card fee!!! She then had me sign a bunch of crap saying that I had to pay and there was no refunds. I was then escorted by that one hot chick to the stage where she said I could wait and choose a girl that would come out. Only 2 girls came out so they were basically assigned to me. They came and talked to me about nothing. They wanted to go to a room and sine nobody else was coming I agreed.
Let me describe these girls. They were both about 5'2" one was black the other white. The white chick was a 7 while the black girl was a 5. I was so pissed.
They offered me a beer and I said no. They asked for $700 dollars since there was 2 of them and then they charged another $60 dollar credit card fee. I figured these girls would just fuck me in the best way imaginable. They didn't get naked. They didn't let me get naked either. One just talked to me while the other humped me with me clothes on for like 20 minutes. It took forever but I went off and then I left.
THE BIGGEST RIP OFF EVER!!!
DON'T GO TO THE CAN CAN ROOM!
When you're in Las Vegas look for other escorts because I hate that place so much. If I had paid $1000 dollars to Belle in Salt Lake she would have screwed me brains out. Instead, I get humped with my clothes on by an ugly black chick. AHHH!!!

Salt Lake City Escorts 3

I was staying in Salt Lake again across the street from the Utah Jazz arena. I decided to get another escort so I looked in the phonebook to try to avoid calling the same place. I knew it would be difficult because of what Belle had told me last time.
I saw an ad that was for an independent escortr. I called and a lady answered by just saying hello. I asked if I was calling an escort and she was like, "Oh yeah" I asked her how much it was and she said $150 so I said I wanted to think about it. She then asked, "What's there to think about? Don't you want me to come get naked for you?" I said, "Just let me think about it." She agreed and said, "Call me back and I'll send a girl out to you."
When she said that I realized I was calling the same place because it was obviously not an independent agency.
I called back because I'm a sucker and she was happy and said a girl would be there in 20 minutes. She asked me where I was staying and I told her and she said that security there was tough to get into to. I looked outside and there was nobody since it was a cheap $50 dollar motel. I told her that there was no security and nobody would stop her. If you could see the hotel you would agree that the lady was stupid.
30 minutes later a girl who called herself "DC" showed up. I would give her a 7. She drove a Ford F-150 and left her truck on when she came in. I asked her what she was doing and she said she wanted to keep the heat going which made me suspicous cause I thought she would pull a quicky and get out. Turns out she had a driver and he took off after 2 minutes.
I paid $220 and she got naked and jerked me off really good. I was definitely satisfied.
Her driver didn't come back to get her so we talked for about 20 minutes. She was way cool.
Basically, these escorts are extremely good looking and so you don't have to worry about getting an ugly chick. Everything depends on how much you tip. The more you tip the better service you get which is obvious.

Salt Lake City Escorts 2

I was in the mood for another escort. I looked in the phonebook and specifically avoided "Companions" because of my less than nice satisfactory experience the last time. I called a place called "Sorority Sisters" which was advertised as being in Provo, UT.
I called and said that a girl would be there in 45 minutes. She finally showed up after 1 hour. When I opened the door my jaw dropped. This girl was a 10. No joke. Her name was Belle and I jizzed my pants in excitement.
I paid $220 dollars. The charge was $200 with a $20 dollar credit card fee. I figured this place was more expensive than "Companions." After I paid the fee she told me to get naked and she got down to her underwear. She gave me a massage which was cool but then stopped and asked for a tip. I paid $330 on my credit card and we were talking at the table in the hotel and I don't know how it came up but she told me that there are only 3 escort agencies in Salt Lake and that the most of the phone numbers in the phonebook go to the same place. I explained that I had called for an escort in the past and so she asked me who it was. I said it was Ryan and she knew who it was and then described her perfectly.
So it was the same place that I called before which I didn't want to do. But it was cool because Belle was WAY HOTTER and nicer. I can't emphasize enough how hot this girl is. I'm actually suprised that she is an escort because she could honestly do a lot better.
She let me lick her tits and neck then she gave me an amazing handjob. After she massaged me more and she left.
If you ever get an escort when you're in Salt Lake ask for Belle. You will not be disapointed. If you want to get laid you'll have to pay more obviously but you'll want to get laid by her. She is straight up amazingly good looking, she's nice, and easy to talk to. AMAZING!

Salt Lake City Escorts

I have always had the idea that there could be no adult entertainment in Utah just because of all the religious folk that live there but I was totally wrong. In fact, the escorts that I've met there are hotter than you can imagine. Here's what happened.
On July 4th weekend I was in Salt Lake and decided I wanted to go to a strip club. I stopped at a phone book and couldn't find any in the yellow pages. (don't worry there are at least 2 stripclubs that I know of now. I'll talk about them later)
But I decided to get an escort instead. I didn't know what I was doing and so I just called the first one I saw in the phonebook. It seemed like there were at least 15 escort agencies to choose from in Salt Lake. I called a place called "Companions" (I'll explain later why it doesn't matter which one you call)
This lady with very good communication skills answers the phone by just saying, "hello." That kind of threw me off because I was expecting her to say something like, "Hello, thank you for calling Companions Escorts." But...it was awkward. Being braver than usual I asked her if this was an escort agency then her voice changed into a sexy/excited voice. I asked her if they were open on the 4th and she said her agency is open 364 days a year and they close on Christmas. I also asked how much it would cost and she told me $150 dollars.
She totally sold me with her speaking skills and asked me where my hotel was. I didn't think I needed a hotel because I thought it would be like the G-Spot or the Redroom where I could go there. I said that I would call back when I found one. She told me that I would get a discount if I called back from the $150 agency fee.
I called back 20 minutes later after checking in at Motel 6 in downtown Salt Lake. She had caller ID so she answered the phone greeting me by my name and asked where I was staying. The lady on the phone also wanted to know what kind of girl I wanted. I didn't know what to say so she said she had girls from 19 to 40. I had the option of skin and hair color, height, and breast size. I felt awkward telling her I wanted the hottest bitch ever so I said that I didn't have a preference. She explained that a girl would be there in 25 minutes.
After about 15 minutes a girl showed up at my door dressed in a short dress. I would give her a 7. She really had nice big breasts. Her name was Ryan and I wouldn't call her the friendliest person ever. She was all business.
I paid $160 dollars because there is a $10 dollar fee for every $100 dollars you spend using your credit card. She then wanted her tip and wanted to pay with my credit card. She demanded that I go to the ATM and withdraw cash. I told her it was a credit card so I couldn't get cash from it. She replied in a bitchy voice, "Well, I've done it before." I left and ran to the ATM and of course it didn't work.
When I came back she answered the door completely naked. She had an awesome body. So she took my credit card and I spent $300 so it turned to $330 cause of the fees. She also made me sign a "Nude release form" which makes NO SENSE to me. Basically, it says that in order for her to get nude there has to be a 24 hour waiting period or something. But she said she would wave it. I don't know if that is a thing her agency does or if is some weird law or regulation. I don't know.
After spending a ton she told me to get naked and lay on the bed. I did as she pulled the covers back. She rubbed my body and legs a little bit and busted out the lotion. She sat on me with her butt pointed at my face and so I couldn't see what she was doing to my dick. She told me I could lick her so I licked her butt which was weird. She then rubbed the lotion on me and jerked me off. I'm ashamed to admit this but for some freak reason I blew my load after 5 seconds. So she stopped and said, "man, you're a fast cummer." She had kind of a mocking tone in her voice which made me embarassed. I kept saying how I didn't know what happened and aksed her if there was something wrong with me. She didn't say anything which made me feel bad.
Before she put her clothes back on she asked if I wanted a massage since I still had about 45 minutes of my hour left. She asked in kind of a "do i really have to stay?" kind of voice. I told her to leave and she did.
Needless to say I am an idiot.

the RED ROOM

Near the g-spot in another industrial zone but this one is south of Peoria and 19th avenue (near the emission testing center) there is a place called the Red Room. It's pretty much the same kind of place as the G-Spot.
Unlike the G-Spot you can walk right into a waiting room with a couch and porno mags to look at while you wait instead of having to ring a door bell and wait as cars drive by and look at you funny for being a pervert.
After about 30 seconds two girls came to the door. One was black and had a really nice athletic body while the other one was white and had huge boobs.

Cost: $20 dollars for an hour plus the tip for the entertainer.

I had to choose which one I wanted. I thought it was mean choosing one over the other right in front of the other. I chose the black lady because I didn't want them to think I was a racist. We went back into a room with a couch and and some porno magazines. She sat me down and talked to me for a minute about nothing. She asked what I wanted to do and so I just gave her my money which was $200 dollars. She took it and told me to get comfortable so I did. I came back and she laid a towel on the floor. She then told me to lay down while she massaged me. She gave a really crappy massage because she didn't put any effort into it. After a minute she wanted to know if I wanted to roll over and continue the massage. I rolled over onto my back and she gave started rubbing my dick. She kissed my neck a couple times and massaged my balls at the same time. It felt way good. Really good. Before I went off I asked if I could sit on the couch where she finished me up pretty good.
I left quickly and felt awkward for getting a hand job from a black woman. I kind of liked the fact that she was black.
Between the Red Room and the G-Spot I would give the advantage to the G-Spot just based on the hotness of the girls. G-Spot just had better looking girls. But the Red Room is more private.