Sunday 25 November 2007

2nd time at Dream Palace

so i was so excited at my 2nd visit to Dream Palace that i told my other friend Dustin that i had gone. he was jealous so we decided to go again. by this time it was our high schools spring break so we went out on a Monday AFTERNOON!! as we drove up there we talked about how awkward it could be going in the middle of the day. we were worried that the girls would make comments like, "so what kind of man goes to a strip club in the middle of the day?"
but it wasnt like that at all. we walked in and there were 5 strippers there and they were just laying around on the couches cause we were the only guys there. the applauded excitedly as we walked in so they could get our money. once again, all the girls there were so hot. so all the girls turned all their attention towards us and so while one girl was dancing on the stage the others were sitting on our laps and talking to us. we made small talk. it was funny cause 1 of them was still in high school and attended my high schools rival. another great time at the strip club. we were there like 2 hours and got several lap dances.
the DJ that was working was really cool. he would just make random comments to us like "dont masturbate in the our bathroom" and "here's some good penis rubbing music for y'all"
also towards the end of our visit this older guy came in by himself and sat in the back of the club away from the stage. so the DJ got on the mike and called him a pervert for not tipping the girls at the stage. so he walked up in shame and started putting $1 dollar bills on the stage.
so you will never believe what happened to me. as i got on the freeway i realized that i didnt have my moms credit card that she had given me for gas. 3 VISITS and 3 MISFORTUNES!!!
so i got home and told her i lost it and she canceled it without any problem.
its weird how these misfortunes to me dont keep me away from the stripclub.

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