Sunday 2 December 2007

The Can Can Room-Las Vegas

First off, I would not recommend this place to anyone. I ditched me girlfriend late at night and drove around looking for a strip club. I saw a place behind the strip. I walked in and saw an amazingly good looking girl in her underwear. Then I was approached by a fat ugly 50 year old woman who showed me the menu. I looked around and there was about 10 girls sitting around smoking waiting for a moron to come it. There were 3 options.
Option 1: $300 dollars for a half hour with 2 girls
Option 2: $500 dollars for 1 hour with 2 girls
Option 3: $1000 dollars for 2 hours but with as many girls as you wanted.

I didn't want any of that but she put on the high-pressure sales pitch. I couldn't get out of it so I paid $300 with a $60 dollar credit card fee!!! She then had me sign a bunch of crap saying that I had to pay and there was no refunds. I was then escorted by that one hot chick to the stage where she said I could wait and choose a girl that would come out. Only 2 girls came out so they were basically assigned to me. They came and talked to me about nothing. They wanted to go to a room and sine nobody else was coming I agreed.
Let me describe these girls. They were both about 5'2" one was black the other white. The white chick was a 7 while the black girl was a 5. I was so pissed.
They offered me a beer and I said no. They asked for $700 dollars since there was 2 of them and then they charged another $60 dollar credit card fee. I figured these girls would just fuck me in the best way imaginable. They didn't get naked. They didn't let me get naked either. One just talked to me while the other humped me with me clothes on for like 20 minutes. It took forever but I went off and then I left.
THE BIGGEST RIP OFF EVER!!!
DON'T GO TO THE CAN CAN ROOM!
When you're in Las Vegas look for other escorts because I hate that place so much. If I had paid $1000 dollars to Belle in Salt Lake she would have screwed me brains out. Instead, I get humped with my clothes on by an ugly black chick. AHHH!!!

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