Salt Lake City Escorts

I have always had the idea that there could be no adult entertainment in Utah just because of all the religious folk that live there but I was totally wrong. In fact, the escorts that I've met there are hotter than you can imagine. Here's what happened.
On July 4th weekend I was in Salt Lake and decided I wanted to go to a strip club. I stopped at a phone book and couldn't find any in the yellow pages. (don't worry there are at least 2 stripclubs that I know of now. I'll talk about them later)
But I decided to get an escort instead. I didn't know what I was doing and so I just called the first one I saw in the phonebook. It seemed like there were at least 15 escort agencies to choose from in Salt Lake. I called a place called "Companions" (I'll explain later why it doesn't matter which one you call)
This lady with very good communication skills answers the phone by just saying, "hello." That kind of threw me off because I was expecting her to say something like, "Hello, thank you for calling Companions Escorts." But...it was awkward. Being braver than usual I asked her if this was an escort agency then her voice changed into a sexy/excited voice. I asked her if they were open on the 4th and she said her agency is open 364 days a year and they close on Christmas. I also asked how much it would cost and she told me $150 dollars.
She totally sold me with her speaking skills and asked me where my hotel was. I didn't think I needed a hotel because I thought it would be like the G-Spot or the Redroom where I could go there. I said that I would call back when I found one. She told me that I would get a discount if I called back from the $150 agency fee.
I called back 20 minutes later after checking in at Motel 6 in downtown Salt Lake. She had caller ID so she answered the phone greeting me by my name and asked where I was staying. The lady on the phone also wanted to know what kind of girl I wanted. I didn't know what to say so she said she had girls from 19 to 40. I had the option of skin and hair color, height, and breast size. I felt awkward telling her I wanted the hottest bitch ever so I said that I didn't have a preference. She explained that a girl would be there in 25 minutes.
After about 15 minutes a girl showed up at my door dressed in a short dress. I would give her a 7. She really had nice big breasts. Her name was Ryan and I wouldn't call her the friendliest person ever. She was all business.
I paid $160 dollars because there is a $10 dollar fee for every $100 dollars you spend using your credit card. She then wanted her tip and wanted to pay with my credit card. She demanded that I go to the ATM and withdraw cash. I told her it was a credit card so I couldn't get cash from it. She replied in a bitchy voice, "Well, I've done it before." I left and ran to the ATM and of course it didn't work.
When I came back she answered the door completely naked. She had an awesome body. So she took my credit card and I spent $300 so it turned to $330 cause of the fees. She also made me sign a "Nude release form" which makes NO SENSE to me. Basically, it says that in order for her to get nude there has to be a 24 hour waiting period or something. But she said she would wave it. I don't know if that is a thing her agency does or if is some weird law or regulation. I don't know.
After spending a ton she told me to get naked and lay on the bed. I did as she pulled the covers back. She rubbed my body and legs a little bit and busted out the lotion. She sat on me with her butt pointed at my face and so I couldn't see what she was doing to my dick. She told me I could lick her so I licked her butt which was weird. She then rubbed the lotion on me and jerked me off. I'm ashamed to admit this but for some freak reason I blew my load after 5 seconds. So she stopped and said, "man, you're a fast cummer." She had kind of a mocking tone in her voice which made me embarassed. I kept saying how I didn't know what happened and aksed her if there was something wrong with me. She didn't say anything which made me feel bad.
Before she put her clothes back on she asked if I wanted a massage since I still had about 45 minutes of my hour left. She asked in kind of a "do i really have to stay?" kind of voice. I told her to leave and she did.
Needless to say I am an idiot.