Monday 26 November 2007

the RED ROOM

Near the g-spot in another industrial zone but this one is south of Peoria and 19th avenue (near the emission testing center) there is a place called the Red Room. It's pretty much the same kind of place as the G-Spot.
Unlike the G-Spot you can walk right into a waiting room with a couch and porno mags to look at while you wait instead of having to ring a door bell and wait as cars drive by and look at you funny for being a pervert.
After about 30 seconds two girls came to the door. One was black and had a really nice athletic body while the other one was white and had huge boobs.

Cost: $20 dollars for an hour plus the tip for the entertainer.

I had to choose which one I wanted. I thought it was mean choosing one over the other right in front of the other. I chose the black lady because I didn't want them to think I was a racist. We went back into a room with a couch and and some porno magazines. She sat me down and talked to me for a minute about nothing. She asked what I wanted to do and so I just gave her my money which was $200 dollars. She took it and told me to get comfortable so I did. I came back and she laid a towel on the floor. She then told me to lay down while she massaged me. She gave a really crappy massage because she didn't put any effort into it. After a minute she wanted to know if I wanted to roll over and continue the massage. I rolled over onto my back and she gave started rubbing my dick. She kissed my neck a couple times and massaged my balls at the same time. It felt way good. Really good. Before I went off I asked if I could sit on the couch where she finished me up pretty good.
I left quickly and felt awkward for getting a hand job from a black woman. I kind of liked the fact that she was black.
Between the Red Room and the G-Spot I would give the advantage to the G-Spot just based on the hotness of the girls. G-Spot just had better looking girls. But the Red Room is more private.

2nd time at the G-Spot

so after my first time there i was really nervous i was gonna get arrested as i walked to my car. but i didnt.
at the time i was only a senior in high school so money wasnt something that i had a lot of and now i owed $180 dollars to my friend for the first time. so as soon as as i got more money i headed over there. this time on a friday night. i headed over about 7:00 pm and they now had tiki torches out there to attract people.
so i parked and there was a big bouncer guy (maybe the owner) and he told me that all the girls were busy and i had to come back in one hour. i looked around and saw 1 or 2 cars and so i was suspicious that he was lying to me.
but i returned back after one hour and i rang the doorbell. a group of about 6 girls came and opened the door. they told me to go around the back to the dance room. so i looked back and they had converted a garage into a strip club type enviroment. i paid my $20 dollars and they gave me a soda of my choice and told me to sit down anywhere. i sat down with my coke and there was one girl on stage dancing who was covered with tatoos.
the club put a recliner onto the stage and there was some dude up there chillin on stage watching. i took two sips of my coke and got bored so i went to the bar and noticed the tv they had going had the playboy channel. i watched that for about a minute when 2 girls were just walking by. i stopped one of them and wanted to go to a room. she said, "are you sure? dont you wanna see all the other girls so you can choose?" i said, "no." just because i wanted to get jerked off asap and not wait around. so she agreed and we went back to the room.
this time she handed me a menu with a bunch of crap on it that was very vague as to what was on the menu. for example:
$400 Wet n wild
$300 Hot n horny
$200 Get wild
$100 bikini show
all that didnt really make sense to me. i saw that what i wanted i couldnt afford. i assume the last girl gave me a discount of $20 bucks. i only had $150 dollars that night cause i didnt know how everything worked and the first time there was no menu.
so i gave her my money and she seemed a little dissapointed. this girl was pretty hot but kind of a bitch. she didnt really say anything to me the whole time. so she gave me a towel and told me to get comfortable. she put lotion in my own hand and started dancing. i was waiting for her to come over and jerk me off but she never did. i waited her out for about 3 minutes. then i pointed at my dick and said, "can i?" she just nodded yes and so i jerked off while she danced in front of me. i blew and she got up and left. i cleaned up and she came back and said, "thanks for coming" then pointed me to the door.
needless to say i felt like an idiot. i dont know if she was just a bitch or she acted like one cause i didnt give her a lot of money. either way...it wasnt worth it because i can jack off in my own room with a porno. i dont need a live girl to stand 5 feet away from me when she didnt even get naked to jack off. it was probably the most expensive jack off EVER!

Sunday 25 November 2007

the G-SPOT

So i've talked about only stripclubs so far and so i'll go out of order and talk about something else. so i'm still a senior in high school and i give this kid a ride home that was in my last hour class. he's mexican and so he lives in a lower-class neighborhood. we started talking about strip clubs and his experiences and i talked of mine. as i pulled up to his house he said he wanted to show me something. so he takes me one block south of his street into this industrial zone. there were a couple wherehouses, construction offices, and garages. and then randomly a sign that says NUDE GIRLS. it is not in anyway flashy or anything so its almost impossible to know about this place except for by word of mouth. its so random. anyway..my friend says its a stripclub but its a little different cause they let you touch her boobs and stuff.
the place looks shady and so i didnt wanna go in. my friend convinced me to go in and just talk with the girls. so we pull in and have to push a doorbell. we waited for what seemed for like 5 minutes but was actually about 45 seconds. so this way hot/slutty chick answers the door in her underwear.
she gives us a sexy smile and invites us in. it was just a small room with a couch. i was totally oblivous to what was going on. so we sit down and she starts asking questions like, "so how old are you" and "how did you hear about us" and so on. so i asked the dumb question, "so what is this place?" then she went into this scripted line about how it was a private one-on-one show with "intimate touching" at this point i still had not idea what was about to happen. i then asked her how much it cost and she said it cost $20 dollars for a private room and then she worked off of tips. i asked how much of a tip and she said she legally couldnt tell me but the more money i had the better the show would be. so i said i would be right back. so we left and went to an atm and withdrew money. but i had none. so my buddy loaned me $180 bucks. so i dropped him off at his house and went back. she opened the door and was happy i had come back.
I gave her $20 bucks and then she got a metal detector and searched me for sharp objects. she then took my cellphone and keys and said i would get them back afterwards.
Still at this point i thought all i was getting was an expensive lap dance.
so i walk into this small room with her and there is a leather couch, treasure chest, stereo, and a cabinet with rolled up towels. she quickly grabbed one and laid it out on the couch. this was the point where i thought it was a little fishy. but still had no idea what was about to happen.
she said she would be right back and told me to get comfortable. and then said, "and i mean really comfortable" in a sexy voice. so i sat on the couch and really settled my butt in. i didnt know what she meant by getting really comfortable. she came back and and with a dissapointed but sexy voice said, "why didnt you get comfortable?" i replied that i was comfortable and so she grabbed my chin with her fingers and looked me in the eye and said, " get more comfortable" then it came to me that i could take my shirt off or something. then she kicked and opened the treasure chest and said that i could put any of my belongings in the chest. it was a huge chest and so it was obviously not just for my wallet.
so i second guessed her and said, "i'm not sure what you're saying" (i didnt want to take my shirt off and have it be misread as me putting the moves on her and have some bouncer come in and kick my ass)
so she then said, "get as comfortable as you would want me to be comforable." and then she snapped her bra strap. i decided that i was just gonna go for it and so i got down to my boxers and put everything else in the chest.
she came back and she grabbed my boxers and said, "i cant tell you to get anymore comfortable but i wouldnt mind if you got even more comfortable." so at that point i just went for it and threw my boxers in the treasure chest.
she seemed relieved that i finally figured it out. she then told me that she was sorry but she couldnt legally tell me to get naked and that its sometimes hard for new people to get the hint. anyway, she started into her lap dance with me after she turned on some music. it only lasted 30 seconds and asked me how much i wanted to spend. at this point i would have given her my life savings ( if i had any) so i get up and get my wallet out of my pants and handed her all the cash in my wallet which was $180 bucks.
she left and came back quickly and told me to relax cause i started to shake a little. so she started dancing on top of me and rubbing my body and kissing me. she then said, "show me how it works?" i was like, "what?" then she said, "i wanna see how it works?" as she looked down at my dick. so i grabbed it and jerked off for like 2 seconds and she then said, "let me try" so she started rubbing it gently. she then asked me if i wanted lotion. i said yes and so she rubbed it in her hands and my dick and started jerking me off. she grabbed and massaged my balls as well. it felt so good and i was shocked that all this was happening cause i totally didnt expect it going in. so shes going at it when she asks me if i like it. i said yes and then she said, "you can touch my tits" and so i grabbed them and fiddled with her hard tits. then for some reason and i dont know why i asked in a sheepish voice, "could you do that a little harder?" she then said, "like this?" and started railing on me so hard. i squeaked out a "yes" so she was going along when i realized that i was gonna eventually blow. i didnt know what to do. should i warn her? i didnt have much time to think about it and so it just went off all over her hand and she kept going. she got all excited when it went off and so i was relieved that i didnt have to tell her to stop or anything. she stopped and cleaned it all up for me which was nice and then kissed me on the cheek and gave me a handiwipe. i cleaned up and got dressed. she came back with my cellphone and keys and gave me her card. she told me to come back anytime and i left.
i sped back to my buddies house and explained what happened and he knew what happened there and was laughing. he said he goes whenever he has money.
so if you want to get jerked off or more visit the G-Spot. its at about 19th avenue and Cactus but you have to drive thru the neighborhood and find the industrial zone i was talking about and drive around for a minute and you'll find it.

2nd time at Dream Palace

so i was so excited at my 2nd visit to Dream Palace that i told my other friend Dustin that i had gone. he was jealous so we decided to go again. by this time it was our high schools spring break so we went out on a Monday AFTERNOON!! as we drove up there we talked about how awkward it could be going in the middle of the day. we were worried that the girls would make comments like, "so what kind of man goes to a strip club in the middle of the day?"
but it wasnt like that at all. we walked in and there were 5 strippers there and they were just laying around on the couches cause we were the only guys there. the applauded excitedly as we walked in so they could get our money. once again, all the girls there were so hot. so all the girls turned all their attention towards us and so while one girl was dancing on the stage the others were sitting on our laps and talking to us. we made small talk. it was funny cause 1 of them was still in high school and attended my high schools rival. another great time at the strip club. we were there like 2 hours and got several lap dances.
the DJ that was working was really cool. he would just make random comments to us like "dont masturbate in the our bathroom" and "here's some good penis rubbing music for y'all"
also towards the end of our visit this older guy came in by himself and sat in the back of the club away from the stage. so the DJ got on the mike and called him a pervert for not tipping the girls at the stage. so he walked up in shame and started putting $1 dollar bills on the stage.
so you will never believe what happened to me. as i got on the freeway i realized that i didnt have my moms credit card that she had given me for gas. 3 VISITS and 3 MISFORTUNES!!!
so i got home and told her i lost it and she canceled it without any problem.
its weird how these misfortunes to me dont keep me away from the stripclub.

Dream Palace

A week later another buddy of mine and I went to a place called Dream Palace in Tempe, Arizona. It's down the street from Sun Devil Stadium but on the other side of the freeway.
I assume since its so close to that most of the girls attend Arizona State University because all the girls were young and so hot. I thought the girls here were way hotter than the ones at Le Girls.
We went on the same weekend that a college football bowl game was being played. It wasn't the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl but it was some smaller bowl that was played. Either way...it was packed full of football fans. Luckily, there was 30 girls working that night! NOT ONE of them was ugly in any way. I would rate all of them as 9's and there was one girl named Jordin who was definitely a 10!

Cost: $10 dollars with no drink minimum or anything like that. They do ask you what you want to drink but it wasnt like a forced thing. Lap dances were $20 dollars for two songs in a private area so the whole club isn't watching you as you get danced on. The girls and waitresses also pushed "private shows" which are like $100 dollars for a half hour and $200 dollars for one hour. Thing is the girls want a tip on top of that so you have to match what you pay the club. so a half hour show would cost $200 and and hour would be $400 dollars. The girls said that the only difference is that you can touch them anywhere except her breasts, vagina, and butt. so...what else is there to touch?? Her face?

Dream Palace is significantly smaller than Le Girls and only has one stage. It didn't really matter cause there was so many girls to go around. There is this girl there named Jordin which is one of the top 5 hottest strippers/best strippers I've ever met. I say hottest/best stripper cause i've had hot strippers who are total bitches and good strippers who aren't a perfect 10.

I had no complaints about the Dream Palace. I thought I may have been cursed because something bad happened to me right before I left again. I carry my ID and credit card separate from my wallet that has my cash in it. I set it on the table and forgot about it when I went to the bathroom. When I came back it was totally gone and by this time we were the only males left in the club so one of the strippers or waitresses had to have swiped it. I left and realized I didn't have it so I went back in and the bouncer helped me look for it (even if he did a half-assed job) It was gone. I was pissed. Luckily, I had another license but I did have to cancel my debit card which was a hassle.

Dream Palace- I would give it 8 stars out of 10!

they lose a whole star because 2 or 3 of the girls had this plastic weird crap on their tits. i didnt like it and it would have been worse if all of them had them on.

Le Girls Cabaret

I turned 18 on a Tuesday so I went to the stripclub that friday. My friend took me to a nude cabaret called Le Girls Cabaret in Phoenix. It's located at about 51st street and Washington.

The building was very nice it felt like it seemed nicer than others that I drove by on the way.

Cost: $10 bucks plus a 2 drink minimum which is an extra $10 dollars. No alcohol is served.

We walked in and there is a small little area to the right with some adult magazines or whatever. The girl at the front desk takes your money and asks if you want $1 dollar bills to tip the dancers. She gives you a little receipt to show the bouncer who is HUGE!! He was by far the biggest bouncer I've ever seen at all my strip club experiences.

There were two stages so after two songs they rotated and one would leave while the other would move over to the next stage and a stripper that was waiting at one of the tables got up and started dancing.

My friend told me to place a $1 dollar bill on the stage so she would come over to us. When she did he told me to put down $2 dollars and she would do some little stage dance while she rubbed you or whatever. (I later learned it wasnt necessary to put so much down, but whatever. Most people don't put a lot of money down which made me feel obligated to put money down all the time. So if you're cheap its cool.)

All the girls that i saw working there that night were all so hot. I would say that they were all 8 and 9's. But the quality of the girls depends on what time and day you go.

I got a lap dance for $20 dollars and the girl was way nice and was excited to give me my first ever lap dance. They tell you that you can't touch them anywhere so I sat on my hands. She also makes you empty your pockets for sharp objects and stuff. So be careful that if you take your keys out not to leave them behind.

I spent a total of $80 dollars in about 2 hours and it was an overall fun time. Except, as we were leaving a stripper came to us in her street clothes and said we were really messed up for laughing at one of the strippers. She said that we had no idea how much courage it takes to get up on stage and take off your clothes and dance. We tried explaining to her that we didn't laugh at anyone. (why would we??) Being young and stupid we left in a hurry so we didn't get our asses kicked by that huge bouncer.

That is the end of my first strip club experience.

INTRO

so i wanted to create a blog to keep a record of my adult entertainment experiences but also to give a review of what happened when i visited the strip club, escorts, and prostitutes. i think its good to know what happens to others because there are a lot of awesome and crappy places. so i'll write detailed experiences of times i've gone to these places since my life began when i turned 18. i've only visited these kinds of places in 4 different cities...Phoenix, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, and Pocatello (Idaho).
hopefully it can help you have a better experience when you decide to get into the adult entertainment!